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“where are you going to college”

“what do you want to go to college for”

“have you decided what you want to do with the rest of your life based on 12 years of studying material that has little real world practical applicability”


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Some kid at my high school sent out the snap chat of the year.
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i think I’m at the wrong pet shop

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I want a regular family sitcom with cheap jokes and laughing tracks, which gradually get more and more disturbing until it turns to a psychological horror film with the laughing tracks still going

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obama care. obama gently kiss your forehead. obama love

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